He's a cat. He's a captain. He's got a cardboard fort, a Hold'em deck, and a theme song nobody remembers writing. Every episode: daring poker capers, dramatic slow-motion paw slaps, and exactly one (1) lesson about friendship. Free forever!
Enter the FortHero of the cul-de-sac. Leader of the fort. Secretly afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Deals Hold'em hands with honor, dignity, and frequent napping.
Sidekick extraordinaire. Believes every poker game involves catching something. Has never once caught a card. Will try again tomorrow.
Evil genius hamster. Technically the villain of Texas Hold'em hour. Mostly provides cheese platters and mild scheming. His schemes always end in a group hug.
"Another Hold'em caper, safely wrapped up. Time for a celebration nap. And then a regular nap."— Captain Whiskers, Episode 47
"One day, Whiskers, one day! Anyway, would anyone like some cheese?"— Professor Nibbles, not very menacingly
PRESS IT. FEEL THE DRAMA.
No, and we've agreed as a group not to tell him. He thinks the commercial breaks are called "snack intermissions," and honestly, fair.
There is no merchandise! There's just the show, and it's completely free, playing right in your browser. Biscuit ate the business agenda years ago.
Episode 52. Series finale. Two-part special. Bring tissues.